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tayliswift:

what i live for : taylor swift

what i die for : taylor swift

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

airrogance:

how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

cleffairie:

you are the smell before rain, you are the rock to my dwayne

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick